Friday, November 04, 2005

No Grand Prize

Last night, I enjoyed a tasty venison chili. Later, feeling slightly bloated I mustered a burp. The instant I expelled, I also farted. In my life, that never happened before! I did not believe the cacophony possible without suffering some medical catastrophe. Indeed this event was special.

Alas, no strobe lights. No laser show. No master of ceremony to present the grand prize, Las Vegas style. Just fog. . . but, the dog sneezed.

4 Comments:

At 10:49 PM, Blogger josh williams said...

I am moved to tears.

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL chili burps and farts... that must have been SOME fog :)

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Theresa said...

i opened this blog from someone else's because it has the same name my ex decided to call his..um...well. The good news is, this blog is the best thing (besides our children) that my ex provided for me. SO FUNNY!!

 
At 12:34 AM, Anonymous The truth finder said...

You lied about this.

 

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